Derek MariinGreener Pastures MagazineI’m A Disneyland Purist Which Means I Want My Rides RacistDisneyland is a historical landmark, full of childhood nostalgia from 1955.4 min read·May 25, 2021----
Derek MariinSlackjawQuiz: Are You Scheduling An Orgy Or A Post-Vaccine Hang With Friends?Invitations are kept on the DL in order to avoid anyone’s judgment… or FOMO.2 min read·Apr 29, 2021----
Derek MariHow To Still Be A Total Hypocrite After Thanksgiving When Black Friday Is CancelledWelcome a turkey to the home as a new pet mere hours after devouring a dead one.1 min read·Nov 27, 2020----